StarGazer
***THAR BE SPOILERS AHEAD***
For the following:
Psycho
Game of Thrones
Iron Man 3
I hate spoilers with a burning,
fiery passion. On a list of things I hate most in the world, spoilers are
probably number three, right behind war and bigotry. Okay, well, that’s a bit
of an exaggeration (my priorities aren’t that
messed up), but let’s just say that I’m the kind of person who’ll cover my ears
and start yelling “Lalalala” at the top of my lungs whenever someone starts
talking about a movie or TV show episode that I haven’t seen yet.
In this day and age, though,
it’s impossible to avoid spoilers completely, especially if you’re an
entertainment junkie like me. Between social media sites like Twitter and
Tumblr that allow people to instantly share and dissect information, increasingly
pervasive advertising campaigns and the general Internet Age mentality of “Tell
me everything!” rather than “Surprise me!”, it has become easier to find out
whatever you might want to know about a given movie, TV show, book etc., along
with a bunch of stuff you don’t want to know or don’t care about. You can
figure out whether something’s supposed to be good weeks – sometimes even
months – before actually seeing it, thanks to film festivals and advanced
screenings, and the sheer amount of coverage given to nearly every step of a
major project’s development process, from casting rumors and tidbits about the
plot or characters to publicity stills and on-set photos, has left little room
for mystery. If you haven’t seen a movie in its first week of release or the
latest TV episode within a day or so of when it first airs, going Internet-free
– or at least shunning entertainment and social media websites – would be
advisable. Had Hitchcock’s Psycho
come out now, it’s hard to imagine that he would’ve been able to keep Janet
Leigh’s sudden, first-act demise a secret the way he did when it was released
in 1960.
All of this makes it even more
impressive when a piece of art or entertainment does actually manage to
surprise audiences. Take, for instance, the penultimate episode in season three
of HBO’s
Game of Thrones, titled “The
Rains of Castamere”. As someone who had devoured the
A Song of Ice and Fire books years ago, I was both eagerly
anticipating and quietly dreading this episode, which readers of the books knew
would contain an event that came to define the series and traumatized nerds
everywhere when
A Storm of Swords was
published in 2000. Known by the moniker “The Red Wedding” in canon, this event
is so infamous and demanded so much secrecy that, while filming, the cast and
crew referred to it only as the
“Scene
Which Shall Not Be Named”. What’s more, fans who had already been initiated
into the horrors of the Red Wedding displayed some astounding dedication to
keeping show-only newbies blissfully unaware of what was in store. Of course,
there were exceptions, as has to be expected given that spoilers are a simple
Google search away and there are always going to be some people who let a
spoiler or two slip to a newbie, either in a deliberate jerk move or
unwittingly. Still, the majority of readers played along, minimizing possible
hints of the scene to coy winks and smirks.