***BE WARNED: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD FOR MAN OF STEEL, IRON MAN 3 AND CHRONICLE***
For someone who’s never read a Superman comic or seen any of the dozens of previous TV and film incarnations of the character, I have a lot to say about Man of Steel. I walked into the theater with no real expectations, aside from what I’d heard about the movie’s possible feminist credentials; I’d only agreed to see it in the first place because a few friends wanted to see it, and I always like to be able to form my own opinions, even if those opinions cost $10 a piece. At the very least, I thought, Amy Adams should be a kick-ass Lois Lane, right?
As it
turned out, no. Wrong. Bare-minimum expectations not met. I walked out the
theater fuming about the money I’d wasted, which is saying a lot (you’re
talking to someone who saw Journey to the
Center of the Earth – yes, the one with Brendan Fraser – and The Green Hornet in theaters and had no
overwhelming feelings of regret), and struggling to suppress my urge to burst
into a needlessly vehement rant like the guy sitting in front of me did to his
amused buddies. If I felt betrayed, I
could only imagine how someone who actually gave a damn about Superman felt,
the countless people who looked forward to this movie the way I looked forward
to The Dark Knight Rises.
[In Comic Book Guy
voice]: Worst. Adaptation. Ever.
But, to
state the obvious, “in theory” is a far cry from “in reality”. In reality,
Cavill has the screen presence of a mannequin, and Adams gets nothing to do. In
reality, Man of Steel mistakes
realism for sullen gloominess and appears more interested in destroying as much
of New York City Metropolis as possible than in exploring its
protagonist’s inner turmoil. I’m not even going to get into the movie’s most
fiercely
debated
element,
a bold, harrowing decision in theory
but in reality an utterly hollow gesture, since the filmmakers can’t be
bothered to take out five minutes of that endless, painfully pedestrian
punch-fest in order to include a scene like this
(that’s right, some random fan on the Internet who hasn’t even seen the movie can write a better ending to Man of Steel than the actual writers of Man of Steel). Of the movie’s numerous
flaws, though, the most unforgivable one is its inability to give its hero an
identity of his own. With so many decades of lore to draw from, you’d think the
filmmakers could create a version of Superman/Clark Kent that feels fresh
without abandoning the spirit of the original, but instead, they “reinvent” the
character by turning him into a brooding loner who got bullied in school and
struggles to control his temper – in other words, he’s Peter Parker meets James
Logan meets Bruce Banner, no different from dozens of other superheroes that
have graced cinema screens in recent years.
Man of Steel isn’t the worst movie ever.
As my fellow blogger StarGazer mentions
in her review, there’s a smattering of things to like, most notably Antje
Traue’s deliciously coldhearted performance as a female assassin who gives zero
shits about bullets. It is, however, yet another victim of squandered
potential, a disease that runs rampant through superhero movies and, really,
blockbusters in general. As much as I hate succumbing to cynicism, it’s hard to
keep getting excited about these movies when so many of them are basically the
same, each one distinguishable from the next only due to the color of the
protagonist’s costume and the actor wearing the costume. Ironically for movies
about people who can fly, climb walls and do other extraordinary things, they
often feel lifeless, devoid of magic, nothing more than merchandise churned out
whenever a producer or director thinks his wallet feels a little too thin.
Around
this time last year, I raved that 2012
showed a genre at its best, with the one-two-three punch of The Avengers, The Amazing Spider-Man and The
Dark Knight Rises, but while I still consider last year a high point for
superhero movies, in retrospect, my optimism seems excessive and presumptuous.
If anything, this year’s entries (Iron
Man 3 and Man of Steel) indicate
that superhero movies still struggle to break free from convention. Part of the
problem is that audiences flock to the theater whenever a new one comes out.
Someone could make a Captain America movie that’s literally just him punching
Nazis for two-and-a-half hours, and people would watch it because it’s fucking Captain America. Forget that what really
draws in so-called fanboys (and fangirls, though according to most of
Hollywood, they
don’t exist) is the prospect of seeing a beloved character come to life on
screen, not some juvenile desire to watch shit blow up and dudes with bulging
muscles beat up other dudes with bulging muscles. If you suggest that maybe the
movie should spend less time flying helicopters into fifteen-story buildings
and more time giving the characters actual thoughts and feelings, studios can
just say, “Hey, we’re just giving the people what they want,” and you can’t
argue because, judging by the box office, that is what “the people” want. Man
of Steel made over $150 million in its first weekend alone, and even those
deemed disappointments like Green Lantern
and X-Men: First Class can reliably
generate at least $100 million domestically. What incentive do studios have to
actually put effort into superhero movies if they can be lazy and still
generate a Hulk-sized pile of money?
Goodbye, Hayley
Atwell. Captain America won’t be the same without you.
Personally, I don’t see why it’s a
bad thing to expect more of superhero movies. After all, the genre has spent
well over a decade fighting to be taken seriously. Yet even as critics bemoan
the state of contemporary mainstream cinema with increasing frequency, most
people seem content with the status quo. In fact, it’s almost a point of pride
for fans to scoff at the perceived elitism of critics. They can have their
pretentious, boring art house movies, the thinking goes; superheroes are ours,
and who cares what those snobs think anyway? No one wants a Superman movie resembling
The Turin Horse. Still, given the
breadth of material available and the intrinsically topical nature of these
myths, superhero movies have the potential to dive into weird places and
examine timely social and political issues. There’s a reason The Dark Knight is almost universally
considered the best superhero movie ever, and it has nothing to do with its “realism”
or its somber tone. Instead, it transcends our perception of the superhero genre by generating suspense from the
characters and believable stakes (plus, a kick-ass score by Hans Zimmer); exploring
its various themes, such as the hero-villain dichotomy, in a nuanced way; and not
pandering to die-hard fans of the comics, who often want slavish adaptations
rather than self-contained works of art. Speaking of which, I’ve always thought
it would be cool to see an original villain; shouldn’t superhero movies be
allowed to expand the universes of their written counterparts?
I could fill a
garbage truck with all the opportunities wasted in this movie.
If this
happens, I would actually be interested in the Fantastic Four reboot.
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