Like any annual celebration, the Oscars come with a few
traditions: the bitter, media-fueled rivalry between two Best Picture
contenders, minor political controversies blown way out of proportion, Armond
White insulting someone at the New York Film Critics Circle dinner, think
pieces contemplating how the Academy has lost
touch with the public and/or reality, and so on. But perhaps the most
obnoxious of these rituals is the inevitable surfacing of awards misanthropes –
you know, those people who proudly proclaim (usually via the Internet) that the
Oscars are meaningless and self-congratulatory and they don’t care, so anyone who does is clearly an idiot. Isn’t it
just another excuse for a bunch of rich celebrities to pat themselves on the
back?
It’s not like the Super Bowl is some earth-shattering event,
yet you never hear football fans derided for their choice in entertainment.
Personally, I have mixed feelings about the Oscars. On one
hand, it can be frustrating and disillusioning to know that the whole thing
basically amounts to an expensive, over-hyped P.R. stunt that stretches from
one February to the next, and with all the speculation preceding the actual
awards, the winners are rarely all that surprising. But every year, I still
find myself getting genuinely excited to watch the tacky-glamorous ceremony, to
see who gives the best speech, who accidentally lets loose an F-bomb on network
TV, who wears the dress I most wish I could afford, etc.